oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

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whoatakeiteasyman:

no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.

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internetexplwhorer:

look at the stars, look how they shine for you

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britanymurphy:

me at a straight boy’s house 

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